Date Farts

The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.

"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"

by J the Von December 9, 2006

blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

by bobie January 19, 2005

Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.

Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"

by Potato Sack December 23, 2007

Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)

Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.

by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011

Lil Date

When a tinder/Fuck boy doesn't want to actually go on a date with you, so they take you on "lil dates" to eat ice cream and smash

Do you want to go on lil date with me?

by LZIGZAG March 1, 2018

Dasey

Dasey is the word used when talking about Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald (of Life with Derek) in a romantic way. It can be safely said that Dasey is the most popluar and talked about pairing regarding the show.

The conversations Derek and Casey have are always full of UST. They have such great chemistry.

Other pairing include Masey, Trasey, Nasey(which is probably the second best along with Lizwin), Dally and Dendra but everyone knows that Dasey is the best. All Dasey fans hope that one day Derek and Casey get together.

Dasey should happen, after all they're not blood related-STEP-siblings -and their parents got married when they were 15! So they didnt even grow up together.

"Did you see that Dasey video on youtube?"

*squeals* "Dasey Moment!"

by dasey_101 October 28, 2010

Date Digger

A woman who in many cases involving internet dating sites will solicit invitations from men for a formal dinner date (and expect the man to pay 100% of the cost) with no intention of actually dating the man or getting involved in a relationship. These ladies use this scenario for their own purpose of entertainment and a free meal and at the end of such date the “date digger” usually will tell the man that they are not interested or there was no chemistry. Protection from this sort of mal-treatment by unscrupulous women is to up front ask them to a Dutch date (50/50) where each party splits the cost of the meal. This is totally acceptable as if the woman is truly interested in wanting to meet a respectful man for a potential relationship then the dinner being used as a bribe or entertainment, thus both parties are free to enjoy each other’s company by truly getting to know each. If it does not work or either party does not like the other for whatever reason then each can go their own ways not feeling taken advantage of. Most will find that the “Date Digger” will become offended, or decline the date under these circumstances, and the man should immediately move on ignoring any of her attempts to coheres him into going thru with it, these situations should be a red flag that she is not truly interested in getting to know him or being involved in a serious relationship.

Sandy a "Date Digger" joined an internet dating site and was subjected to hundreds of men asking her out for a date, she quickly became narcissistic and self-centered her ego overinflated she used these men to obtain free meals at different restaurants any night of the week from a different men with no intention of having a relationship with any of the men.

by Plenty Of Fish December 8, 2010