Door Dasher

A guy who tells his wife he is out delivering food for Door Dash but is actually delivering his seed to multiple women and just using food delivery as his cover.

That boy thinks he’s going to door dash me tonight? Nah, I’m not into his cheating ways. Not playing with a door dasher. He needs actually deliver some food then go home to wifey or door dash some other chick for his booty call.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

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dashery

Shouted when someone is acting too damn crazy. Mostly occurs at the moment when the annoyance gets under your skin and aggressively ask the person in question to stop being such a pain.

Mom: "Get over here, NOW!"
Son: "I can't hear ya, mom! Go bother someone else!"
Mom: "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR DASHERY RIGHT NOW, IMMA WHOOP YO ASS!"

by Carl0hara January 29, 2018

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Dasher Stewart

Absolute legend. Women fall before him. Is the fastest man alive. Gender unknown. Dasher will always be there to give his honest opinion. Also known as water boy.

“Look at that hunk go, he’s an absolute Dasher Stewart”

by BigRang May 10, 2021

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Dasher boi

A fruity dude that can’t handle the recoil of the Creedmoor class of cartridges. Enjoys getting pegged, microbrews & gardening. High odds of possessing a decorative gnome collection. Share bathroom stalls with other Dasher Bois.

Smells like Axe body spray & buttholes. Those Dasher Bois must be in town again.

by Creed King February 7, 2022

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