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I'm yo daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
by godgody June 10, 2020
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ain't yo baby daddy

Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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yo mamma daddy

a mom and a dad that has a cock and a pus-say
yo mamma daddy is a fag, and he she is yo mamma daddy
by yo mama February 5, 2004
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I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.
Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"
by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008
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Daddy Yolo

Daddy Yolo'ing refers to becoming the daddy of the situation while also and possessing a general lack of regard to the reactions of others.

For this to become complete the subject in question must exclaim the phrase "DADDY FUCKING YOLO!!!" multiple times, preferably in a faux American accent.
Did you see that guy in the club last night? He was going crazy shouting, Daddy Yolo and generally not giving a fuck.

Sound's like he was definately Daddy Yolo'ing.
by Daddy YOLO April 6, 2013
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Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
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Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum
"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.
by SoulButter April 9, 2020
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