dugong

An oversized and undersexed Australian female mammal who lurks.

"Good lord, what is that at standing the bar?"
"Ah, that's the dugong. Steer clear my man".

by ba May 7, 2003

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021

Paul DiGiovanni

a.k.a. Poolie
towering man who plays lead guitar for Boys Like Girls in a scrumtrulescent way. this man's smile is high-voltaged. beware.
electrocutingly gorgeous.
born on January 19, 1988.

Girl 1: Holy shit! What happened? I'm calling an ambulance...
Girl 2: Paul DiGiovanni smiled at me...

by harrietluvsiker January 4, 2008

nappy dugout

slang word for a woman's vagina. doesnt matter the color of the woman or the amount of hair (presumably some hair if you are being literal). made famous by George Clinton and the Funkadelics and later tapped by Ice Cube in his song "givin up the nappy dugout". Finally, the term was used in the film "bulworth" by warren beaty's character after he picked up the term hanging in the hood.

"the nappy dugout, its where you gets the bugout"-bulworth

Everybody do it this time
Come play
In a nappy dugout (x2)
Hey!
-George Clinton and the Funkadeliks

by dereka1a May 19, 2006

dugout buddy

Men who engage in homosexual relations only until a heterosexual relationship can be obtained.

The saying comes from the inability to reach one of the bases, thus, they are stuck in the dugout.

Bill has been searching for a dugout buddy ever sense Amanda rejected him

by SgtDoomsday December 3, 2016

DiGiorno

A brand of somewhat cheap frozen pizza owned by Nestlé, marketed as Delissio in Canada. While their slogan "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" is intended to imply a pizza comparable to delivery, the actual product tends to have thick, squishy crust, a ton of sauce, and small amounts of cheese and toppings that tend to slide off during cooking and eating (probably due to the extreme amount of sauce).

DiGiorno is also known for selling pizza and appetizer combinations like "Pizza and Cookies" and "Pizza and Wyngz."

Well, we can go to Wal-Mart and get some DiGiorno's.

by StormDewleaf June 14, 2011