or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.
by Reybeez May 14, 2006
by brenden z January 17, 2006
Drunken Sex Text. when you text message someone and you're drunk. its easier if you have a qwerty pad on your phone.
by debra condom September 19, 2007
by Blake and Daniel April 16, 2007
K-DST "The Dust" is a San Fierro-based classic rock station originating in Los Santos and hosted by Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith.
by Zzyxz Rd. September 04, 2006
The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.
"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."
by Adman12 April 03, 2006
DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.
Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
by gbot October 29, 2007