DSTS

or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.

"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."

by Reybeez May 21, 2006

dst

abbreviation for "dog shit taco," used to describe the state of feeling like shit.

I feel like DST...I drank way too much last night!

by brenden z January 18, 2006

dst

Drunken Sex Text. when you text message someone and you're drunk. its easier if you have a qwerty pad on your phone.

whoops i dst-ed chelsea clinton again. i mean, we used to be friendly.

by debra condom October 2, 2007

DSTS

Dick stuck to scrotum

serious uncomfortableness.

much like BSTL.

Woah, i got some serious DSTS, i got to walk it off.

by Blake and Daniel April 23, 2007

k-dst

K-DST "The Dust" is a San Fierro-based classic rock station originating in Los Santos and hosted by Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith.

Hey I listen to k-dst! It rocks!

by Zzyxz Rd. September 4, 2006

DST-lag

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."

by Adman12 April 22, 2006

DST Vortex

DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.

by gbot November 16, 2007