double-bagger

(n) A guy's term to describe a girl who's so ugly that she needs a brown paper bag over her head and one for him, too, in case her's falls off. A really ugly chick. 80's Slang.

Dude, that chick is such a double-bagger! Good thing that thetre was dark, or you'da been blinded!

by Borden May 25, 2004

double-bagger

a female that is not very attractive but has a nice body that you need to not only put one bag over her face you need two!

that chick had some nice titties but was a double-bagger!

by tim e. from verm! March 24, 2004

Double-Bagger

A "bagger" is a term for someone who is below par on the attractive scale, so below you have to put a bag over their head.
A "double-bagger" is someone so hideous, you have to put a bag not only over their head, but your own.

"I heard you had sex with that really nasty skank who's always at the bars on Mondays."

"Yeah, I was so wasted,she was a complete double-bagger."

by Lady Of The Valley March 16, 2009

a double bagger

a person so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head when having sex with them in case the one you put on theirs falls off

see her/him over there thats a double bagger if ever i saw one

by fenton t fox July 15, 2006

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

double brown bagger

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed

Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

by hashinator May 24, 2006