Doritos Locos Tacos

Possibly the most amazing invention by a fast food place, the Doritos Locos Tacos are a taco made by Taco Bell in collaboration with Doritos. This one of a kind taco has the insides of a regular taco from Taco Bell, but the shell is instead a big Doritos.

Yeah, I went to Taco Bell, but only for the Doritos Locos Tacos.

by mpgiii April 13, 2013

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

doritos

A delicious snack that constitutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.

Keep your hands off my momma, and my Doritos.

by SSaxdude February 10, 2010

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

Purple Doritos

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010