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welcome to the dollhouse

a 1996 film Directed by Todd Slondz about an unhappy New Jersey suburban Jewish chick. She is the kind of ugly girl who would be pretty if she attempted to use those products girls are always using to look good. Everyone at her middle-school gives her a hard time. Her name is Dawn. Dawn ends up befriending a bully named Brendan. Brendan is pure trailer trash. He calls dawn A Cunt. Dawn deals with everything well. Great movie you should watch it.
Welcome to the dollhouse portrays the epitome of suburban hell
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The Dollhouse Effect

When you’re high as balls and you start to feel like a doll trapped inside a dollhouse. At any moment, someone can open the roof and pick you up like a little doll.
Yo man, did you experience the dollhouse effect last night?
by Benjamin button September 12, 2020
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official dollhouse day

official dollhouse day 24th march

24/3/2015 the monumental day that the season five finale of pretty little liars was released titled “the dollhouse” the episode that struck the nation and had us all of the edge of our seats and is also crowned the best episode of any show to ever exist on planet earth this celebration then will be carried on from the 2nd of june when the part two “game on charles” was released
what’s your favourite day of the year ?

“24th march aka official dollhouse day”
by monaiskween October 14, 2022
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Elk River Dollhouse

An Elk River Dollhouse describes the action of jerking off under your sister's bed while hiding from the police at an under aged drinking event at your dad's house.
Tommy had an Elk River Dollhouse last summer. It got cray cray and took months to get the smell out.
by Daddy679 February 2, 2026
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doghouse roses

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
by lexiphanic February 20, 2010
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Doll House

At Doll House... they don't even have male strippers but they're still better than you!!!
by Yoooo Mama October 20, 2010
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dollhousian

a person who spends all his life on the roblox game "dollhouse roleplay" typically is in lack of female companion and attention from parents. Dollhousians typically exists of barbies, stam packers aka virgins, audio makers, and wanna-be audio makers.

BTW hollywoodshootouts is best audio maker
smh you see those dollhousians?
yeah bro so sad all these virgins.
by sprklz <3 April 27, 2022
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