dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

dick pick

basically a toothpick but it's for your tip.

there was some cum on my tip, so i used a dick pick to get it out !

by Youngboyonpornhub June 16, 2023

dick pick

-A type of comb that looks like a fro pick but is used to brush your pubes.

- a tooth pick that is stuck slightly stuck inside the nozzle of the penis. Just enough for penetration but not enough to cause unbearable pain. Most girls first insert the dick pick into one nozzle then use it to clean their teeth which turns some guys on.

- yo my dude why the hell you sticking my dick pick in your fro man, you know where that shit has been niggga

-Stick that dick pick in but dont go to fast... ouch bitch

by verk-a-lerk December 6, 2007

dick pickin micken

An irish mob member that sends women or men pictures of their cock and balls.

Oh my god!!...EWwww gross! That dick pickin micken sent me a dick pic wearing a shamrock ☘️ hat!

by Dick pickin micken April 22, 2021

dick picker

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.

It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker

by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011

Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.

Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."

by The DoOver August 27, 2013

dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021