Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

Demoration

The act or process of demonstrating truth. Are we truthful?

Demoration is harder than you think.

by Atlas Hacked January 30, 2022

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

Genital Deformation

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation

"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"

by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

Taylor Swift Deprovation

the occurrence of mental problems when the daily dose of Taylor Swift songs are not met.

u ok?
i feel like shit idk why tho
whens The Last Time you listend to Taylor?
…
babe you have Taylor Swift Deprovation

by bonan13 August 27, 2022

Desoration

(adj) describes negativity, termination of event, or failure foreshadowed within a situation.
First coined by Funk Volume rapper Swizzz in single, "Automatic"

The desoration is alarming -- you were trapped to begin.

by Oguyaka July 4, 2016