deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens December 14, 2008

Deez Nutz

(Hopefully) The next president of the United States of America.

Bill: "Who are you voting for in this election?"
John: "DEEZ NUTZ"
Bill: "Yeah, me too! He's still better than Donald Trump."

by DIGGER NICK47 October 13, 2015

Deez Nutz

Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".

"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*

by zombyxzolem January 16, 2011

deez nutz

Man This means a dudes ball sac.

You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!

by Will January 5, 2005

Deez Nutz

A 15 year old that is running for president that lives in iowa

Dude 1: who's the guy with 9 percent of the vote in Iowa

Dude 2: Deez Nutz

by Cowman123e November 22, 2015

deez nutz

whats 1+1. 2 OF DEEZ BALLS FIT IN YA MOUTH🤣🤣🙌 omg im so funny

"guys im leaving"
"leaving deez nutz in yo mouth"

by hailey:) July 14, 2021

Deez Nutz

Its A Internet trend

Have you seen bofa

Bofa Deez Nutz

by Felicia1233 May 13, 2015