December 2

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter

"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.

by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019

December 2

The day where every student in America skips school 🤡💀🤡

No cap it’s December 2 tomorrow

Wait, today is, let’s skip

Bruh I’m not dumb I’ve seen it all over tiktok

Stop being salty

by Caitlyn Gillespie October 29, 2019

December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!

by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

December 2

National suck your toe day.

This is a day where you can go up to a friend and the their life force out trough their toes

“ yo it’s December 2 homie gimme your life force”

by Jrqcs October 16, 2019

December 2

Give a girl you’re hoodie and hold their hand. 🥺😤

Come on man put on your big boy pants and do it. Hold her hand on December 2

by Kermit de frog December 1, 2019

december 2

Show this to the nicest girl and cutest one.. also go ask her out and she'll say yes cause she likes you

Hey its December 2 go to her

by Oooog booga December 1, 2020

December 2

On december 2 skip school that day and relax

"Wheres all the students " teacher said. "Oh its December 2 there skipping school " the nerd said

by K_world November 1, 2019