December 1st

My Birthday

It's December 1st, you know what that means, it's my birthday

by lsjernfknaejglbrejklagbaefd November 1, 2021

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

December 1st

Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month

Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut

by Yeet, skeet, delete November 1, 2019

December 1st

December 1st is national put you Christmas tree up if you haven’t already.

Dude it’s December 1st go put your Christmas tree up.

by avocado3000 October 13, 2019

December 1st

fuckkkk you!

jk yk ily & i love december 1st -mia

by M1aaa October 16, 2019

December 1st

NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YA DUDE DAY ~ you send nudes to ya best guy friend. It strengthens friendships across the land.

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: No, what day is it?
Me: It’s December 1st!
You: Oh shit, already? Alright check your inbox ;)

by Biggie Smalle December 1, 2019

December 1st

National kiss your best friend day

#december 1st

by S0mb0dy November 4, 2019