dairy queened

When you go to Dairy Queen and dip your fist in the butterscotch hard shell, wait for it to dry, then punch someone in the face thereby shattering the shell of butterscotch goodness all over them.

-Yo i totally dairy queened that bitch.

-I performed a hybrid move on dag's mom, the dairy queen donkey punch, she is a whore.

-I dq'ed sally, then she performed felatio on me.

by Biddo July 29, 2008

dairy queen

a lactating MILF who gets fucked on a regular basis by an assortment of cocks.

John fucked a dairy queen last night.

by Ailing Vomit April 24, 2010

Dairy Queen

When in the process of taking a dook, you swirl your ass in a circular motion, creating an ice cream cone effect. However, it is not a true Dairy Queen without the trademark Dairy Queen "hook" on the top.

Man, I made the perfect Dairy Queen today. Luckily I had the perfect consistency.

by Nutztradamus December 14, 2010

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

Dairy Queen

A ice cream place that any 7 year old kid will beg you to get for him.
An expensive as hell price for any of their products.

MOM!!! MOM!!!!!! CAN WE GO TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GET A LARGE BLIZZARD??????????

by wat027 January 12, 2022

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016

Dairy Queen

The thot that obtain the most semen out of all the other thots. The Dairy is the semen. The Queen is the thot that receives the Dairy.

Let's all gangbang the Dairy Queen tonight. Her parents are out of town this weekend.

by johnny boyy April 20, 2015