Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.

"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"

by Mister Oz September 1, 2005

curtains

Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.

Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.

by Harper Ingram July 14, 2006

Curtains

Balls

My Curtains are wet!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

Curtains

Curtains is another Brooklyn slang for “it’s clipped” and “it’s quiet”. For a better understanding it means you’re done.

For example once I see that bith it’s “curtains”.

by PowerPussayGirls November 22, 2021

Curtains

It means curtains

on the yah server:
“CURTAINS”
“curtains”
“Curtains”

by Yah sayings June 8, 2022

curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting

1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???

by jinsie April 4, 2023

curtains

a xenophobic guy but doesn’t want to admit it

curtains - a very xenophobic guy but hates to admit it

by shimoto777 November 4, 2023