Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

cuntosaurus

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.

Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"

by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007

cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.

Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex

by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

Cuntasaurus Rex

When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone.

Damn dude! I was gonna fuck her and I was like, "Woah! Cuntasaurus Rex get the hell away from me"

by The Sheep September 8, 2004