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curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."
by Awffle May 28, 2009
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Drive-by Cunting

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.
whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"
by werdtown February 18, 2010
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Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.
I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019
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curtains

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for
When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains
by Therightmeanings August 2, 2016
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Cuntainer

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.
by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009
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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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cuntankerous

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
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