A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.
Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
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1. When someone’s cunty energy is matching yours.
2. When someone is being a ‘cunt’ (aka rude or disrespectful) in an attempt to negatively inflict your cunty energy.
3. When someone cuntifies their cunt (aka a vagazle)
4. Scissoring I guess.
1. When someone’s cunty energy is matching yours.
2. When someone is being a ‘cunt’ (aka rude or disrespectful) in an attempt to negatively inflict your cunty energy.
3. When someone cuntifies their cunt (aka a vagazle)
4. Scissoring I guess.
1. When you was dancing with Debbie she was totally cunting your cunt!
2. That girl who was tryna fight you in the club was totally cunting your cunt
3. I’m going to the salon to cunt my cunt!
4. Great granny and Sheila from nextdoor cunted each others cunts last night!
(Cunt your cunt)
2. That girl who was tryna fight you in the club was totally cunting your cunt
3. I’m going to the salon to cunt my cunt!
4. Great granny and Sheila from nextdoor cunted each others cunts last night!
(Cunt your cunt)
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Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
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