Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Cumpadre

Friends with benefits.

They not in a relationship, they just cumpadres.

by Menso Menso June 20, 2021

compadrissimo

The highest order of compadre or amigo, a compardissimo is the paragon of a friend. Used in circumstances where a friend grits his teeth and takes a huge one for you. Compadrissimos are celebrated members of a brommunity, and should be revered.

Yo, John slept on the floor in the living room so I could have the night alone with Angela. He is a true compadrissimo.

by P Diddles August 22, 2009

compadre

When two best friends both have children, they go from being best friends to compadres or comadres (co-parents)

Now that Jaime has a son, he's my compadre.

by Hay9000 May 20, 2010

compadre

Signifies a point in a relationship beyond friendship yet below the level of a romantic encounter. Not to be confused with a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". Although this type of relationship may progress to that level, there is no guarantee of anything beyond friendship.

T is my compadre.

by G April 13, 2004

Cumpadre

A very effective fuck buddy/fwb/casual partner who always assures mutual orgasms during sexual encounters.

Kayla and George weren’t dating but had a history of being CUMPADRES with the ability to always climax with each other. They understood sharing is caring.

by TreyANDEmily July 20, 2021

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 8, 2008