cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Cuckasaurus

A person at the highest point of being a cuck

Did you hear John over there really likes to watch his wife get fucked he is a cuckasaurus

by Tookyotacos April 14, 2018

Cuckwad

“Cuckwad”:

noun:

When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.

Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”

You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”

by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019

Cucktastic

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

cockmaestro

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.

"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"

by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

cuckcake

A cuckcake is a female identified participant in a cuckquean scene who has sex with the dominant. The female equivalent of a bull.

Jane was Ray and Kiki's cuckcake and would often have sex with Ray while Kiki watched.

by Rebel Queen 1323 November 20, 2015

Cockmane

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.

Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...

by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009