crusty

a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs
Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.
by MPM38 May 13, 2010
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Crusty

A word to describe basically anything bad about anything.

Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"
Person 1: This school is so bad..\
Person 2: Yeah its crusty
by cruster duster December 02, 2019
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a fan of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. many crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusties milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. crusty is also used as an adjective to describe a band's sound.
you know the guy, that crusty squatter kid with that face tat and the dog.

Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!
by darkmugan May 11, 2005
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A hand rolled cigarette and/or spliff/joint consisting of the discarded remnants of cigarette butts/roaches.
I'm so poor I had to raid the ashtray to roll a crusty.

I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.
by doodad June 05, 2015
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The most fantastic versitile word in the world, can be used to describe something that is actually crusty and disgusting, as well as fantastic things that are so amazing and crustacular
"ewww that pile of dirty dishes in the sink is soooo crusty"
"wow we need to clean, our house is geting crusty"

"OMG I LOVE YOU CRUSTY GIRL!"
"you are the crustiest person i know!"
by doggiestyle23 August 27, 2009
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Semi abusive discription of a traveler, Or a Wannnabe. Part of the New Agers, with their own music, Dress Sense, Lifestyle. opted out of mainstream society in the mid to late 80's traveling from place to place with the unforgetable dog-on-a-string acssory.
frist seen in the media in the 1985 battle of the beanfield. (UK)dispised by most of society including (and not to be confused with) Gypsies, Pykies, showmen, and tramps.
The 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act included legislation against their lifstyle.
The remaining one's get hounded by teenages, on the lookout for somene who might be able to spare/sell them Dope
The common Cry of: "Get That Fucking Dog Out of Here and Go With It You Crusty Get!" in between Glastonbery and Bristol Before the Summer Solstace.
by Marcus Gravy March 26, 2007
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(Of knowledge or a skill) impaired by lack of very recent practice, typically between 24 hours and a length of time shorter than being rusty.
The gamer was a bit crusty after not having played for an entire day.
by ISterlingArcher September 15, 2019
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