crusties 

The crusty white substance that is left on your penis shaft and balls after sexual intercourse...

Man, I hate trying to get these crusties off every time we fuck...

crusties by Jay Gatz November 5, 2007

crusties 

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

crusties by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

Crusties 

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

Crusties by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

Crusties 

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

Crusties by hammy2024 July 31, 2024

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Butt Crusties 

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008