crushed her guts

This is what you do to a woman when you fuck her hard.
Also known as "getting some guts."

Krodoff: Hey Gondor. Did you get any guts last night?
Gondor: Totally dude. I crushed her guts.

by DrRocco September 7, 2006

Crushed

To be higher then you have ever been before.

After smoking six bowls, i was totally crushed.

by AgAmanbear April 21, 2010

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005

crunkhead

Similar to crackhead, minus crack. It is a person who likes to get crazy and drunk at the same time.

"Dude, your such a crunkhead"

by XTINA May 13, 2005

crushed

Past tense form of the word crush.

He crushed on me last year.

by your grandma April 15, 2005

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020