crunktackular

adj. A state in which one is crunk (crazy + drunk) and tacky to a spectacular level. Similar to tacky fabulous, but requires a high level of drunkenness or some other form of intoxication.

After those Grey Goose lemon drops, I must have been pretty crunktackular. I woke up in the backseat of a Hummer with three broken nails and no panties.

Did that bitch just vomit into her Dior clutch? Crunktackular!

by Tacky Bitch September 8, 2008

cruckshank

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.

Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?

by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005

Crunkstine

noun, used to describe a person who enjoys partying, drinking and being slutty.

Shit she's outta control, she's goin Crunkstine on us.

by JBRIZZLE July 15, 2005

crackstanker

A little shit whose drunk all the time

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker

by Crackstanker January 25, 2021

Cruikshanked

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.

He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

by TH Political Memes March 6, 2024