The Crawdaddy

The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.

“Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”

by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 24, 2019

Where The Crawdads Sing

Where The Crawdads Sing is best known as a novel by Delia Owens, usually a nonfiction writer. To quote the blurb on the back of the book, here is the summary. "For years, rumors of "The Marsh Girl" Have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl.

But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand..."

The book was published in 2018 by the company PUTNAM.

"Where The Crawdads Sing" is also a saying, at least in the universe that the characters live in and the meaning is more literal than you'd might think. However... I want to see someone else put the other meaning on here.

"Hey, have you read Where The Crawdads Sing?

by Nana Bear? July 12, 2020

crowded

when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!

man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)

by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009

crawdaddy

A sexual act performed on a male by grabbing the testicles with four fingers and going for the long shot with the middle finger (inserting the middle finger into the anus). southbound surprise

Male version of the Shocker

a.k.a. jock shock

Grab a nut an stick it in his butt.

Move his paynus stick it in his anus.

Move his jock give em a booty shock.

Give him the crawdaddy. whooooo

by PxCNikka April 24, 2009

Alabama Crawdad

While squatting on your woman's face, her licking your balls, masturbate and cum on her chest. while she's licking, she can enjoy the fresh smell of your ass. Also, to make it a full Alabama Crawdaddy, fart and shit as much as possible.

My woman loves the smell of my ass, so i gave her the Alabama Crawdad. The only problem is I made it the full Crawdaddy.

by Walthart May 12, 2007

Crowdanistan

Crowdanistan is a small autocracy located in Southern Indiana. The fuhrer, Aaron Crowe, is typically know for his just and logical rulings. Crowdanistan has has no major exports, but has a (comparatively) large tourism industry consisting of primarily college age youth from the surrounding area. Due to being entirely encompassed by the state of Indiana it is subject to many of the laws and customs set forth by the state; however, it is notable that the recognized drinking age is 18 in Crowdanistan. While some fear an incursion of the local police force attempting to enforce Indiana laws, there have never been any recorded hostilities.

Hey, lets head to Crowdanistan this weekend, I hear they are having a toga party.

by Crowanation January 2, 2012

crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016