cotty chops

cot• e• chops

Dryness of the mouth usually caused from smoking weed.

"Pass my water, I have serious cotty chops!"

by AllixNewport December 5, 2016

crosty

A cold and frosty morning / person / mood

You are really crosty this morning!
Why is it so bl**dy crosty today?

by Taya Maor Zeligson January 8, 2008

cotty

a hoe and anything related

She a cotty she sucked his dick yesterday.

by jazzyphay November 19, 2007

critty

crystal meth

that hoe was flyin off the critty.

by Entoxica February 25, 2004

crotey totey

Surfer lingo, indicating a state of balance and benevolence in the current state of things. Often spoken regarding the state of waves and weather, but can be used in most scenarios.

"Dude, how's it hanging?"
"Chahaww, man, it's all crotey totey!"

by Jiggybiggle January 25, 2019

The Crittyls

The crittyls is when you have the sudden urge to use the bathroom or have diarrhea

The was walking the other day and I had the crittyls

by Smokedawg1014 December 6, 2022

crofty

the ultimate in gay, short, beard-of-fire wearing science teachers and the bane of hairdressers the world over. often found trying to ingratiate himself with certain female members of staff *cough* ms browne *cough* and trying to elevate himself to a position of power. sadly lacks any social skills and witty speech beyond "AHHHH, no." bears an uncanny resemblance to a leprechaun.

geez crofty is a silly little leprechaun. damn i hate him.

by Seamus O'Hannigan July 29, 2004