A newfound Sexually Transmitted Disease that develops on the surface of the crotchal region when a man or woman conducts sexual acts with a member of the undead. Oral, manual or all out sexual stimulation will result in the infection of "Crotchrot." A highly contageous Infection with no found cure in existance. Converts the Penis or Vagina into flesh eating undead genitals. Comforatable sex can only be had with other infected individuals
(Dan): Hey Bill, I heard your girlfried became another victim to the Undead Plauge going around. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she died?
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot
by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006
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by sonycowboy October 12, 2004
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my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .
by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011
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Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!
Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!
Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!
Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
by biznart September 19, 2006
Get the Suzy Crotchrot mug.1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.
2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
by Toochie May 26, 2006
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While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"
by Goce December 7, 2006
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