Chronja

Fine Marajuana
sticky, harry, strong odor

The chronja is very expensive on a street economy.

or

This Chronja gets me Higher than regular Marajuana

by B-rad Jeeze May 18, 2006

conjeez

1. Level of horniness.
2. Desire for physical contact.

My conjeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 months. I gotta settle my conjeez.

by District Attorney February 12, 2009

canoe conjugals

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.

Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"

by Mondak June 13, 2007

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007

conjumbled

the diverse mixture of the definition confused and jumbled; deeply befuddled/bewildered.

the math problem was so hard it left my brian conjumbled.

by jose r.g. tacos January 6, 2009

conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003