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Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?
"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"
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Licked-cripes

You have to have the licked-cripes spongeboy me bob
by Thejamjam March 9, 2025
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52 hoover crips

Five Deuce Hoover. The two O's are replaced with "GC" for Gangster Crips.

The West Side (W/S) 52 (or 5-Deuce) Hoover Gangster Crips are a faction of the Hoover Criminals gang in Los Angeles, California. This gang is the only Hoover gang still identifying themselves under the Crips card, still sporting the traditional Crips blue along with the orange associated with the Hoover Criminals. They have been linked with other neighborhoods under the Gangster Crips card such as the 52 Broadway Gangster Crips to the east aswell as the 51 Trouble Gangster Crips. Their main rivals are the Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips along with all East Coast Crips, the Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, all Menlo Crips (most notably the 65th street faction), the 53 Avalon Gangster Crips, Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims and the Harvard Park Brims. This gang is also known on the streets as the "Young Hoggs".
by sleepdaily52 December 17, 2013
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crimestop

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.
"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."
by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004
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Cripstian

He is a Hispanic Gang Banger who is part of the Crip gang. He is often seen causing mayhem and Hates a Blood Gang member name Blaudio
" Hey Cripstian, this one Blood Is talking shit bout u son."
" imma beat his ass, and then shank him till he bleeds"
"We gonna show him who boss around this hood!"
by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 22, 2018
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*Cries in Gucci*

Definition: A rich and famous person who makes an apology video who "cries" in the video even though they know their faking it and has a better life than someone else.
Omg, Famous person made an apology video and they just *Cries in Gucci* for the whole video!
by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020
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i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"
by elkie June 23, 2021
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