credit card

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily

oh shit man you just credit carded real bad

by landin February 1, 2003

credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.

by Crono February 24, 2003

credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009

credit card it

what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.

david ran up to alice and yelled "CREDIT CARD IT!!" while credit carding her tits.

by mobey dick March 15, 2008

the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017

credit card

The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.

Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.

by 41R1K May 11, 2006

credit card

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off

oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"

by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011