by WebsterMiriam July 6, 2008
Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.
by hanktheman! December 9, 2009
A twitter user who was so upset the top definition for this was sex related they asked for this to be submitted.
Person A: “Ugh why is the top definition for my name sex related?”
Person B: “That’s what you get when you’re Cherry Cream Soda, that’s just asking for an innuendo.”
Person B: “That’s what you get when you’re Cherry Cream Soda, that’s just asking for an innuendo.”
by Augodyne December 29, 2021
I drink that is brewed in small batches by the highest choir of angles, thus making it the most delicious soda ever known to man.
by Daupperle December 9, 2007
A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.
by Vaporing May 23, 2019
by gucci mink November 29, 2016
An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.
"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."
by The uffin February 2, 2010