creamedmonkey

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten

"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey

by Minoater September 17, 2012

Cuckold Creampie

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

by Learning is power November 17, 2014

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Screaming creaming

A loud orgasm

Paul's screaming creaming was heard next door.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Skunked a creamer

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.

Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.

by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017

creamery

A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.

John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.

by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

creamee

What Vermonters call Soft Serve

Lets stop at that creamee stand over there

by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015