bomber criquet

an animal farts are blamed on when that person doesnt want to take the blame for the fart.

Hey man, did you just fart??
Naw, i think i stepped on a bomber criquet>

by bigmike33 March 5, 2008

croquet

The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.

Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.

by Remo Gold January 9, 2017

chaqueño

1) A penis that is even in measure on all sides, sort of a cross between a regular dick and a chode.

2) A common insult for a person.

3) A way to tell someone off

1) Dude, i walked into the locker room, and there was this guy with a chaqueño swinging it around. It was nasty

2) Haha, you failed the math test, stupid chaqueño.

3) Go suck a fucking chaqueño, i dont want to be bothered.

by faggotsauce February 11, 2009

Craqur

Term used to describe a Caucasian person. Differs from the original usage of "Cracker" in that a "Craqur" can and will whip your lily ass at a moments notice. Meanwhile "Crackers" are totally ghey.

Thats one crazy ass craqur

by The Mad Craqur October 24, 2010

caqueous

Synonym for moist when referring to a cake due to the hatred and dodgy implications of the word, "moist."

pronounced - "Kay-kwee-us"

My god, this cake... It's like it was made by Poseidon. It's so caqueous.

by YousTrollinnn April 25, 2011

Croquettish

Acting all flirty and coy in order to get some croquettes.

Don't act all croquettish with me Susan - I know you're only after the food!

by Rhodus June 6, 2011

Croqueteishion

Croqueteishion is the word that you use to flirt with people in a desperate case, do not abuse the use of this word.

"I would like to eat your croqueteishion"
"Can I eat your croqueteishion?"

by Raymon22 December 15, 2019