craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

Crap Trap

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.

"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."

by Collin Locke September 8, 2009

Crap Trap

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.

1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.

by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009

claptrapocracy

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".

"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020

claptrap

A person who is prone to catching Chylamidia, or one whose sexual hygiene (or lack thereof) is questionable.

Minh is such a claptrap! That's his second name.

by not claptrap March 8, 2008

Crap Trap

Definition for shitty 2010s trap music. You know all that garbage electronic music that all sounds the same which usually has that annoying, repetitive buildup in the the middle

Nikki Minaj is a good example of crap trap

by SpaghettiFingers November 7, 2015

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005