crapord

crapord is that friend who is well... Your mother . Most of the time this girl is steeling ur man, and uhhh your dada is very sad beacause he has no wife. mostly beacause crapord stole her...

"that girl stole my dad!" "Nani!? she's sutch a crapord!"

by kook._.e September 19, 2021

Caplord

Anyone who lies so badly. Especially those with the name Bruce, jonny, wesley, Noah Mann, and faggio. People who say they will do something but never do.

Typically big time liars.
There also 95% homosexual

Me:Hey are you hopping on fort?
Bruce: yea I am right now.
Me: bet

5 hours later***
Me: Bruh Bruce your such a caplord fuck you.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 25, 2021

crapload

A unit of measurement, equaling 70,333.

Ted: How much is her family worth?

Barney: 6,000 craploads

by kupilon March 5, 2026