Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

CrapFace

A word used to describe democrats, liberals, gays, and hippies.

John Kerry is a CrapFace.

by cRiDi May 6, 2005

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

Crapflapslap

A synonym for spanking.

"And I crapflapslapped that cheating whore all the way to venus."

by Jaja the Juju November 7, 2011

crapfart

When a person intends to pass gas but ends up with a bit of stink in his or her pants.

Person 1: Hey, why did you run out of class today?

Person 2: It was so embarrassing, I had a crapfart.

by 4doxyr March 7, 2017