The Cranberry

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"

Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.

by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016

cranberry

An under-cover police car, burgandy in color(detroit)

Hide the blunt, here comes the cranberry

by theo April 3, 2005

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

by Jake March 16, 2004

Cranberried

To turn in your 2 weeks notice like a civilized human being only to me terminated on the spot for imagined, undocumented, or otherwise made up reasons by an immature, inexperienced, or otherwise unqualified HR person so they can assert themselves as "in charge" of the situation when in all reality they are a paper tiger that only does what they are told even when they know that it is both blatantly wrong and occasionally illegal.

american english / slang / adverb - usage - to be cranberried, or damn, you got cranberried? Thats sucks.

Its origins come from the nickname (Cranberry) of the first person to have been Blatantly Cranberried. After his swift dismissal when he turned in his two week notice, other employees began to realize that turning in two weeks was an immediate "do not pass go, do not collect $200" and meant that you needed to clean out your desk before you did so. Hence the term was born.

by CLismy2ndjob July 24, 2009

cranberry

a complete and utter idiot

"hey why you gotta be a cranberry"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Cranberrying

verb.
1 To cram something with berries.
2 To spread cramberries over something or someone for improvement or ones self satisfaction.

Dude 1: Dude, get cranberrying that turkey, the family is coming for christmas dinner tonight...
Dude 2: What dude???You mean it's christmas already???

by Manic056 October 1, 2006

cranberry

noun. an average white person, a "drone" or "sheep", arogant and supersticious about minorities hence a hermit (see also honkey) and make regious eundo, while describing how their race handles things; a babbler and extremely observant.

white people are red like a cranberry.some cranberries were staring at me earlier.

by daddyYANKEEtheredsockplayer April 10, 2008