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Craigtissimo

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.
Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo
by The offender433 October 18, 2018
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Craig Watson

The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 28, 2011
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George Craig

Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.
Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
by ycervantes October 13, 2009
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Craig David

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
by TheGoodster April 28, 2014
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craig mack

Tyrell hey whatever happened to craig mack?

p diddy if i tell you i will have to kill you
by Austin J. Petolillo January 1, 2012
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Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
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Craigbag

derived from the Latin roots of "cra" and "ig" meaning to be loath full and full of herpies, similar to a douchebag but has reached and surpassed the levels of jerk and assholeness and reached nirvana.
I met this fucking craigbag on craigslist. This craigbag keep screwing around with my shit. I took my girlfriend to a concert, and this craigbag keep rubbing up on her.
by ImPharmDbitch April 25, 2013
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