someone who has a romantic or sexual relationship with a much younger partner (British & Australian humorous)
by Jim Bar October 28, 2013
Get the cradle snatcher mug.A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.
by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010
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A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.
by Dante and Randall June 20, 2011
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Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it
by HPFBanana Hammock March 31, 2011
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Get the Taint cradle mug.The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
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Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*
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