Country Blumpkin 

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.

"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."

Country Blumpkin by rjpond August 30, 2007

country blumpkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

country blumpkin by Duderer July 29, 2008

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

Country Blumpkin by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

Country Blumpkin by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

Country Blumpkin 

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new

jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse

Country Blumpkin by edward houssein December 19, 2007

Country Blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

Country Blumpkin by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

country bumkin 

a urban person in the middle class from the south that perfers corn bread and fried chicken and have a heavy accent from north carolina

what it do i got some leftovers its fried chicken, sweet potato pie macaroni, pork chops, corn bread, peach cobbler, rice and chicken, spare ribs......................turkey, chicken legs

damn country bumkin

country bumkin by wadalian February 4, 2010