Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.
by cyclops-was-right May 20, 2018
by That guy1234567 October 23, 2013
Originates from the Avengers movie and related fandoms.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.
by lalalululala October 2, 2013
A person who has a very large, abnormal nose. Also known as 'THE NOSE' This person ate out StepPy *see definition for StepPY* Likes Barney and is very mean. ALSO friends with Skylar Kent Harrison because he too, is a natrual born asshole. Went out with StepPy. SUPPOSEDLY does not like her. Has inside jokes...many. *quick comment* 'got a hair in mouth from eating out Steffani Dean...commoonly known amongst others as StepPy'
Max Coulson ate out a stepPy.
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!
by StepPy April 5, 2005
A silly sussy Baka. Very cute. Pretty and athletic. Sus. Smells like Ed sheeran. Aye aye aye aye aye.
by Uuuuuugooooooohhhhhhoooooo June 9, 2021
One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.
by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022
by Elizabeth Semper March 13, 2018