Costcoamnesia

Consuming large amounts of Costco food (i.e. hotpockets, bread, gogurt, etc.) and then having no recollection of said consumption.

That poor boy Kenneth has costcoamnesia.

by MDL Enterprises September 8, 2011

Costco

A collosal store that sells items in bulk. They also sell large items like bouncy castles or basket ball hoops. They also sell the BEST hotdogs!

Mum can we go to Costco?

by shoethousond October 19, 2019

Costco Lunch

going to the store Costco with no intention of buying anything, except to walk around and eat all the free samples

#1: Dude, the other day I forgot my money at home so I had to eat a Costo Lunch.

#2: The other day I had to sneak around Costco stealing free samples, making sure the people didn't recognize me...what a Costco Lunch!

by cooooooooooooolbeans June 2, 2010

Costcohol

1. A quantity of alcohol of at least a handle, 1.75 L, in size which has been purchased at a wholesaler for below liquor store prices.
2. Wholesaler's own brand of alcohol...in the case of Costco, Kirkland signature.

"Yo, that handle of Jack must've set you back 55 at the liquor store..."
"Nahh, man. It's Costcohol; 28 dollars."

"You buy that all for yourself?" "It's Costcohol for the party"

by JaCeph86 January 12, 2008

wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017

COSTCO

A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.

Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples

by JoeDoe January 12, 2005

Costco Lunch

When one enters a grocery store in the pursuit of making a meal out of all the samples around the store. A strong indicator of a cheap ass.

John got kicked out of Safeway for having a Costco Lunch in the Deli section.

by Captain Headbutt November 14, 2007