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coozmologist

a person who specializes in styling, shaving, and/or trimming pubic hair
"That bitches' pubes were so fuckin nasty, ho needs to go to the coozmologist next time."
by jax-on July 3, 2006
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Kalam Cosmological Argument

An argument for the existence of God that is ultimately self-refuting.
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?
There are many additional reasons why the Kalam Cosmological Argument fails miserably. Just look them up on the Web if you're interested.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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cockologist

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.
Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."
by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008
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coxologist

The term used for fan girls and boys in love with the perfect Courteney Cox
I'm a coxologist and I wish that was my job
by Cclover September 28, 2013
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Cosmological argument

The cosmological argument is the notion that God created the universe and that there is always a cause and an effect. The three main parts to the cosmological argument is the uncaused cause, unmoved mover and possibility and necessity/possibility and contingency. There are 5 ways in Aquinas's version of the cosmological argument, however I'm only discussing the 3 that I stated as they are the main parts of the argument as urban dictionary only let's me type a limited quantity of characters.

Uncaused cause (4 premises and a conclusion)
• Everything has a cause
Every cause has a cause
• This cannot go back forever
•Therefore there must be an uncaused cause which doesn't have a cause.
•The uncaused cause is what we understand as God

Unmoved mover (2 premises and a conclusion)

•Everything that has been moved by something and that mover has been moved by something else.

•This chain cannot go back forever or movement would not have started in the first place.

•Therefore there must be an unmoved mover which isn't itself moved. This unmoved mover must be God

Possibility and necessity/possibility and contingency:

This one is simple. A contingent being is a being which needs a cause and a necessary being is the opposite meaning a being doesn't need a cause. It is believed that God is the necessary being who created the world.
Now that you know the fundamentals of the cosmological argument, read up the teleological argument (the argument from design)
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Chossologist

A male who is extremely proficient in the science of chossology
Boy 1: Bro Aydin is a chossologist, he’s got 3 girls on his best friends list on Snapchat
Boy 2: Wow, he’s the biggest chossologist in Victoria!
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cosmetologist

someone who inflicts pain on others without understanding how it hurts them
“my daughter pierced her ears today. i think she might become a cosmetologist”
by junglejuicejohn August 16, 2024
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