Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact

Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.

by Danfield January 17, 2007

cornwallian

Someone that lives in Cornwall, Connecticut. mostly used jokingly but many locals may use it to describe themselves

Hey, you know bobby down the street? he's lived here for years?
Yeah, he's a true cornwallian!

by jonasbrotherwomenweiner March 12, 2025