Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025