Coomer

In reference to a boomer who has failed No Nut November

Larry the cable guy has failed No Nut November, what a coomer.

by CrispyNuggins November 6, 2019

Coomer

People inbetween Boomers & Zoomers Who are cool

Your such a coomer

by Coomers March 11, 2020

Coomer

A Boomer that is a cunt

That Boomer is just a Coomer

by Coolio_ March 21, 2020

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

coomer

A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom

Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.

Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.

by nlolhere May 28, 2020

coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.

by POLACK September 4, 2020

the coomer

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it

Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019