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The Land of Milk and Cookies 

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

milk and cookies 

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.
"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"
milk and cookies by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

milk and cookies 

The best damn comedy site around were users add the content.
milk and cookies by MalDON February 14, 2005

operation milk and cookies

A strategy in any RTS game where the player will take all of his units and attack in a last ditch effort to destroy as many of the opponent's units as possible. Usually used when the enemy has a very obvious upper hand or near the end of a game.
In Starcraft 2 I was on my last legs, so I began Operation Milk and Cookies and destroyed half of his base before I died.

Milk and Cookies 

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.
Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds