Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

contractophobe

Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.

Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.

YeA? So? Wanna fight about it?!

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

high contrast

A symptom of internet disease that raises the contrast in your pictures to hide any skin problems eg. acne

High Contrast is also the name of a really good drum and bass producer and dj.

She drowned out her features with way too high contrast.

by Wockyockydog October 15, 2007

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009