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Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.

Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.
Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.
by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012
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Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?

Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!
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Conspiracy theorist: "Vaccines cause autism! Liberals are putting things in the water to make the freakin frogs gay!"

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up you moron."
by see.bee May 1, 2021
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They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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Children trying to be edgy by saying different than what a majority of people are saying. Usually they try to sound smart by making up bullshit.
Conspiracy Theorist :Obama is actually an alien from the planet Xneorb who is going to attack Mexico on August 12th 2011. I have no proof to back this up so I'm just going call anyone who disagrees with me an ignorant sheep.
by Lunarlamb June 30, 2011
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