noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010
Get the poontang conversion mug.To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
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Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
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Get the Concussion Water mug.A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
by Ttman June 23, 2015
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Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.
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The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations
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