Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

by haribobation April 19, 2009

colimense

A person born or raised in Colima, Mexico.

Person A: Where you from?,
Person B: I'm from colima,
Person A: so your colimense?
Person B: Of course and I'm proud!

by Jamesx11 December 6, 2007

condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.

It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway

by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011

backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment

"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.

by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006

French compliment

A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.

"You speak French very well, for an American."

"I just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance."

"You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert."

"How daring of you to wear such a lively color."

"Marie just told me my bag was 'interesting.' I'm pretty sure that was a French compliment."

by Boules May 30, 2008

Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019